Saturday, August 28, 2010

College

This is exciteing. The first blog entry since 2009. Almost a year. I haven't been blogging because I think that blogs are for people who can't express their feelings to humans so they write it on the web hoping people will read it and give them their shoulder. So I'm back because I ran out of shoulders.

I started at Weber State University this week, and I'm not sure that I really could give you a description on what college is like for two reasons:

1. I'm going part time. 9 hours to be exact.
2. I've only been here a week.

I'm still living at home, ladies. Not so I can save money either. It's not an issue. It's because I don't know who I'd live with. I'm not going to be paired up with some random glue sniffer from Futtbuck, Wisconson. The kind who doesn't know how do use a washer and dryer. So I'm stuck washing his Wal Mart polos and fart jeans, only to wake up one night with him standing over me with a toothbrush shank. When I find someone I know who wants to get a place we can. Until then it's home.

Also, just from this week's experience, I'm not sure I'm totally blown away by campus. The Starbucks in the Union got my dirty Chai wrong, and they made it hot when I asked for iced. Who wants 150 degree tea at noon in the summer? So there I am drinking my boiling coffee trying to look like I'm studying when in actuallity I'm just flashing around my American Civ book hoping some hottie freshman cheerleader will ask me for directions to the bookstore. We all know cheerleaders are dumb and need help, it was a solid plan.